21 Hilarious Latte Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A lot Eh’ (A latte’)

I wonder how much Starbucks is in Canada?

A lot Eh’

I woke up thinking this this morning, don’t know where it’s from. I probably didn’t write it but I have no idea where I would have seen it. It was an original thought, but it’s an easy joke so I’m sure someone else has done it before.

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👤︎ u/JHFL

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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One Shark bucks latte please

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👤︎ u/Dogzsquadarts

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and

Cost about $4.50

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👤︎ u/junior_bqx2

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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What's a Cops favorite kind of latte.

Assaulted Caramel.

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👤︎ u/ChocolateyScholar

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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I like latte, but I love this more

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👤︎ u/XioLungBao

📅︎ Jul 11 2018

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Don’t be latte for your flight

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👤︎ u/Mafei06

📅︎ Oct 05 2019

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The other day I went to get coffee with my boyfriend. Waiting in line, I asked him what he was getting and he said "Soy Latte"

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

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👤︎ u/ohjustforgetit

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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Maybe with a latte saber?

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👤︎ u/DanielBWeston

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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Laughed a latte

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👤︎ u/Blayde_B208

📅︎ Apr 22 2019

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Does this count as an iced mocha latte?

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👤︎ u/VioletteRose29

📅︎ Aug 02 2018

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I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.

It was a millennial falcon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 25 2019

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What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?

A chalk-latte

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👤︎ u/pabesh17

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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As they say at Starbucks, better latte than never.

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👤︎ u/geekcommunicant

📅︎ Jul 04 2019

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A whole latte love.

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👤︎ u/MonkeysLikeApples

📅︎ Jun 27 2018

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We have a latte fun at my work...

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

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👤︎ u/Lantec

📅︎ Dec 16 2017

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Why did the barista pour medicine into the latte?

Because it was Coughee

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👤︎ u/JMBau13

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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I found out that crows have to pay extra to get a latte.

Turns out there's a kaw fee.

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👤︎ u/Whataboutthatguy

📅︎ Mar 07 2018

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A customer handed me an open box of kureig latte makers and said "it seems someone stole some of these out of the box."

I said "It seems like they wanted those a latte."

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👤︎ u/arkham42

📅︎ Mar 08 2017

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So this sheep made me a really good latte

He's the best baarista in town

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👤︎ u/plumber_craic

📅︎ Sep 09 2016

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My Dad says he doesn't like lattes from Starbucks...

...He says "they cost a latte"

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👤︎ u/DunderMiffler

📅︎ Nov 06 2013

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