A list of puns related to "Gardner"
He wet his plants!
He calls it Prose before Hose
Because he has green thumbs
He hadn't bot-any!
A Gardner.
A man is going for a walk one morning, and passes a cemetery. He sees a lady kneeling down by a gravestone. He calls out, "Morning!" to the lady.
The lady stands up and says, "Nope, just a gardner. Pulling Weeds."
We're walking down the sidewalk and pass a gardner with a Stihl brand weed wacker laid down next to him.
My uncle accidentally trips over the weed wacker.
Uncle: Oh, I'm sorry. But it looks like it ...Stihl works!
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