Voyage of the Dream Weaver
I had a dream where CS Lewis is stuffing a lion and a witch into a wardrobe. I asked him what he was doing and he gruffly replied, βItβs narnia business.β
What did Mick Jagger say when he found Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?
'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"
I had to let my natural fiber weaver go today because she was late...
She had an excuse but it seemed fabricated.
I went out drinking with my weaver friend, but he left after a few minutes.
He said he had a looming deadline.
Anthems unite weaver ants
What do you call a bird that sews?
A hemming-bird.
