I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.

Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them

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So a Californian man has been in Boston for quite some time and has picked up on their accent a bit.

He was discussing vehicles with his friend and his friend asked if he had a truck. The Californian man responds, “no, but I avocado”

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📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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