Californian Puns

A list of puns related to "Californian"

How many Northern Californian’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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👤︎ u/Infectedtoe32
📅︎ Sep 10 2021
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So a Californian man has been in Boston for quite some time and has picked up on their accent a bit.

He was discussing vehicles with his friend and his friend asked if he had a truck. The Californian man responds, “no, but I avocado”

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👤︎ u/fireflamingos
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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How do Californians remember things?

They keep a Sacramemento

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👤︎ u/wreckingjew
📅︎ May 22 2022
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Why are all the Californians moving into Nevada?

They’ve always NV their neighbor.

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👤︎ u/4wincle
📅︎ Apr 13 2022
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I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.

Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them

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👤︎ u/Anynamethatworks
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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My daughter wanted to pop a pimple on my bald head, but according to her 'It won't be ready until tomorrow'...

So I told her she needed to think like one of those Californian farmers and harvest it before it's ripe so it'll hold during shipping.

She just gave me the typical teenaged narrow-eyed smirk and said 'What's wrong with you!?'

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👤︎ u/taladan
📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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