Tcp Puns

A list of puns related to "Tcp"

I am going to tell you a TCP joke

And I am going to keep telling it until you get it.

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👤︎ u/MrBum80
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Due to coronavirus, applications are being moved from TCP to UDP.

To avoid handshakes.

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👤︎ u/Itsimpleismart
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Anybody need a Network TCP/IP Specialist?

If so, i am definitely the pro-to-call

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👤︎ u/advancedmedina
📅︎ May 17 2013
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I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.

But I just couldn't get the message across.

Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.

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👤︎ u/Offilious
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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Nerdy dad joke

Attention - due to the current health situation, I am hereby suspending all TCP communication. I will only utilize UDP in order to avoid all handshakes.

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👤︎ u/darth-noxious
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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A new precaution has been implemented to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.

All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.

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👤︎ u/maneatingrabbit
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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