Udp Puns

A list of puns related to "Udp"

Due to coronavirus, applications are being moved from TCP to UDP.

To avoid handshakes.

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👤︎ u/Itsimpleismart
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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I wanted to dress up as a UDP Packet for Halloween

But I’m not sure if anyone will get it

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👤︎ u/Th7rtyFour
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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I was going to joke about sodium.

But Na. That would be going too far.

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Nerdy dad joke

Attention - due to the current health situation, I am hereby suspending all TCP communication. I will only utilize UDP in order to avoid all handshakes.

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👤︎ u/darth-noxious
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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A new precaution has been implemented to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.

All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.

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👤︎ u/maneatingrabbit
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.

But I just couldn't get the message across.

Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.

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👤︎ u/Offilious
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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I was looking all over the store for this,

But it was right here the whole time.

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👤︎ u/JinglesRasco
📅︎ Nov 20 2016
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