Unix Puns

A list of puns related to "Unix"

What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?

Unix.

(Eunuchs.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?

Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?

A: Darwin.

Q: Why?

A: It's the evolution of Unix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandalf239
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdmanjeremy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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I heard apple is making a self driving car,

It’s behind on production because they’re having trouble installing windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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