“I guess it’s kettled then!”
He got caught sleeping on the cob.
A unicorn
She is a unicorn
Americorn.
When things got heated, they say he really popped when he came out of his shell.
I said "at least it wasn't a General of Corn". No one laughed except me.
Because it was a-salt-ed!
No you don't, it's really corny.
It was an a-maize-ing experience
They’re all ears
They have too many kernels
A dad-a-base
Then it's popcorn.
Chicken Kernels
It really a'maize'ing, because of how it pops. And at the end a kernel of truth. It's a grain.
Kernel Saunders.
But I disagree, there’s a starch contrast between corny and funny.
If you have one though, I’m all ears.
A kernel.
Sorry guys, a bit corny that one.
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I bet the highest ranking military official is a kernel.
“It’s corny.”
Everyone: groans and laughter
Wife: “ok that one was clever.”
Me: “There was a kernel of truth to it.”
Wife: broken with laughter.
It used to be a kernel
Kernel
It was promoted to kernel!
..but without them, I'm just a husk of a man.
My professor was talking about Barbara McClintocks work on corn kernel genetics. He stops all the sudden and says "her work really is not all that a-mazeing." He then proceed to look around to see if we laughed, Which almost no one did, cleared his throat and went back to lecturing.
it becomes a Popcorn
My status: Any tips on how to keep raccoons from eating my corn crop? I'm all ears. But seriously raccoons are assholes.
Dad friend responds back to back.
"There's a kernel of truth to that statement!"
"But shucks, poor guys can't help it."
"Maybe get your dog to start stalking them."
Dad: I smell something burning
Me: Yeah, I made some popcorn and burned a few kernels.
Dad: At least you didn't burn any generals.
He was surprised at how large the kernels were. "These kernels are large. So large in fact, that they're major."
My family was at the table, eating a nice meal. My mom had prepared some corn, and my brother didn't find it to be satisfactory.
"These kernels are too small!" he said.
My dad replied with "Maybe they're just lieutenants."
So a dad and his son are setting the table for thanksgiving and the dad taps his sons shoulder and points to the bowl of corn and says " see all those kernels? Someday they'll all be generals."
Kernel
