He calls it his afro-disiac
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
So I said thyme is of the essence
An adolescent Adderall essence
It was called Delicate Essence.
They screamed stuff like "we want more time" and "time is of the essence", but apparently they don't have any clue what it's called.
Thyme is of the essence after all.
Dad: Did you know Starbucks sell designer clothes?
Me: No they don't...
Dad: They do - just got a pair of Kappa Chinos
I didn't even bother replying.
Asked my lady to pick me up some fruit from the store. She got me a container of mixed sliced fruit. I told her thanks and she said
"I also got some apples and oranges"
To which I replied: "Those just don't compare"
She looked at me with such malice in her eyes.
My coworker got back from the Essence Festival in New Orleans today and was sharing about it in a group of 4 black people and myself (pretty white). Her: Bourbon st. is so overrated, we just went back to the apartment at 1:30 when some fools started shooting. Me: What? Why'd you leave just when the party started poppin'!?
Groans and laughs were had by all...
