My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.
I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.
Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left half of his body ripped off in a horrible accident at his factory job that he had to support his family, and now he might die, or even worse, become a brain dead vegetable that is only an economic burden on his already poor family?
He's all right now :)
I'm going to name my daughter "Noe" It's pronounced Noel
Her entire existence will be my ultimate dad joke.
We never discussed gravity much in my town.
It just never came up.
How can I become closer than acquaintances with people?
I'm just asking for a friend.
Neighbor: hey, would it be alright if I stored my boat in your yard?
It's a Civil War era iron-hulled gunboat. Would that be too much of a burden?
Me: I wouldn't call it a burden. More like a hardship.
Think it's easy living in a cold animal house?
Nope! It's a terrible burden. >!Brrr-Den!<
Wasn't sure if this was the place to post, or if I should look for Dad jokes instead.
What do you call a figment of your imagination that's difficult to carry around?
Tyler Burden.
Got my buddy at work today.
So my friend at work has been having some shoulder problems and he has some scheduled surgery for it.
Today he says to me: "God damn, my shoulder's really bad. I need this surgery done or i might as well just die."
I reply: "you should just die then. it would be a burden off your shoulders"
