My dad was following me around all morning holding an oversized sock. I finally asked him what gives and he just said plainly. "I'm stocking you, son."
A wildebeest walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Well, this is gnu."
Thereโs too many cheetahs.
...RANSOMWARE.
I told him,"It's actually pronounced"gnu."The "g" is silent!
So I sorted by gnu.
"Everyone's freaking out that Matt Damon is bourne again, who cares what his religion is. He's just an actor."
At the Gnu Deli.
he sorts by gnu.
... and a hippo gnu year.
First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)
Sort by Gnu
The GNU-trino
It's fake gnu
My son asked me this morning why our 10 year old dog is no good with Linux. Then he explained to me that "you can't teach an old dog Gnu tricks."
While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.
I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."
