10 Hilarious Wildebeest Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My local safari park is trying to pass off common Caribou as African Wildebeest...

Fake Gnus!

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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The local news had a story on wildebeests coming to a screeching halt...

It was braking gnus!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Aug 14 2020

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Where can you get corned wildebeest in India?

At the Gnu Deli.

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👤︎ u/NoLongerBreathedIn

📅︎ Apr 11 2020

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I just learnt that the Wildebeest is actually an antelope.

That's gnus to me.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Just saw the new Lion King and thought the Wildebeests were pretty unrealistic.

You can tell it was fake gnus.

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👤︎ u/dwarvenfriend

📅︎ Aug 10 2019

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A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...

When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 02 2019

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What was the wildebeest herder’s favorite way to view Reddit?

Sort by Gnu

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👤︎ u/lankyjay16

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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What did daddy wildebeest say to his son when he left for school

Bison

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87

📅︎ Jan 30 2018

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Made my wife and kids cringe during a road trip.

Kids were discussing animals. Someone mentioned gnus (wildebeests), how they have horse tails and buffalo horns. I told them I'm not even sure if they are real or not. "Really? You don't know if gnus are real or not?" Says the oldest in a skeptic tone.

"That's right. I'm an agnustic."

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👤︎ u/MuadLib

📅︎ Jul 16 2016

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Taking a Tram Tour at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park while a Gran'dad

While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.

I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."

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👤︎ u/FreddieFreelance

📅︎ Dec 02 2013

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