Why giraffe goes to the library after school?
Everything he reads there is higher studies.
Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."
"He was always looking down on me!"
How does a giraffe find a job?
What’s the difference between a giraffe and a jcb??
One has hydraulics the other has high boll****
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because it’s head is so far away from it’s body.
Why don't people believe giraffes' stories?
Because they tell tall tales.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
A giraffe walks into a bar..
Two giraffes got into an argument
I saw them along the neck of the wooded area.
What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?
When a giraffe eats a snack
Whats the difference between a lion and a Giraffe?
The Giraffe has a longer neck
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
What do Giraffes have that no other animals have?
Did you hear about the family that went on a safari, they saw a giraffe and a meerkat
That’s about the long and short of it
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
What do you call a laughing giraffe that speaks Spanish?
So a penguin, a priest and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says:
What is this, some sort of a joke?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do you call a romantic giraffe?
A giraffe can grow up to fifteen feet.
Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?
Forget it. It's too long.
A Giraffe walks into a bar...... ....
He looks at everyone and says: "High Balls on me!"
What do you call a wizard giraffe?
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, which promptly lays down on the floor. The barman says, “Oi mate, you cant leave that lying there!”
The man says, “It’s not a lion it’s a giraffe”
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
So it can reach it's head.
What does a giraffe and beer have in common?
They both have long necks.
What is a giraffes favourite fruit?
A giraffe walks into a bar and says...
Hey everybody, the highballs are on me!
What does a lion, a giraffe, and an elephant wear to the beach? A...
Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet
Whats a giraffes favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
It was neck and neck the whole way.
One of the seven dwarves kissed a giraffe yesterday.
Apparently the other six put him up to it.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Why did the male giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a cheetah.
I need some giraffe puns!
Hi, everyone! A while back, I won a large stuffed giraffe in a contest, and it's just been sitting in my basement ever since. However, I've decided to use it to ask a girl to prom. My friends all know me as the resident pun aficionado, so I figured writing out a cute way of asking alongside it would work well. I'm struggling to come up with something, so I was wondering if you guys had any quality giraffe or neck puns I could use. Thanks in advance!
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body...
Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?
Because their head is so far from their body
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
because their head is really far away from their body
What do you call a laughing giraffe that speaks Spanish?
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their head is so far from their body. -my dad, just now.
What is the do giraffes have that no other animal can have?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their head is really far away.
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