Why giraffe goes to the library after school?
Everything he reads there is higher studies.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."
"He was always looking down on me!"
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︎ Jan 11 2021
How does a giraffe find a job?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Whatβs the difference between a giraffe and a jcb??
One has hydraulics the other has high boll****
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Drunk Giraffe
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Why don't people believe giraffes' stories?
Because they tell tall tales.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Why do giraffes have long necks?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
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︎ Oct 18 2020
A giraffe walks into a bar..
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Two giraffes got into an argument
I saw them along the neck of the wooded area.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
When a giraffe eats a snack
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Whats the difference between a lion and a Giraffe?
The Giraffe has a longer neck
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︎ May 19 2020
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
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︎ May 02 2020
What do Giraffes have that no other animals have?
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︎ May 03 2020
Did you hear about the family that went on a safari, they saw a giraffe and a meerkat
Thatβs about the long and short of it
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︎ May 28 2020
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What do you call a laughing giraffe that speaks Spanish?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
So a penguin, a priest and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says:
What is this, some sort of a joke?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What do you call a romantic giraffe?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
A giraffe can grow up to fifteen feet.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?
Forget it. It's too long.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
A Giraffe walks into a bar...... ....
He looks at everyone and says: "High Balls on me!"
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︎ Jan 19 2020
What do you call a wizard giraffe?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, which promptly lays down on the floor. The barman says, βOi mate, you cant leave that lying there!β
The man says, βItβs not a lion itβs a giraffeβ
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︎ Dec 19 2018
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
So it can reach it's head.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
What is a giraffes favourite fruit?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Giraffes are truly
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︎ Oct 03 2019
A giraffe walks into a bar and says...
Hey everybody, the highballs are on me!
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What does a lion, a giraffe, and an elephant wear to the beach? A...
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︎ May 26 2018
Whats a giraffes favorite fruit?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
It was neck and neck the whole way.
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︎ May 30 2019
One of the seven dwarves kissed a giraffe yesterday.
Apparently the other six put him up to it.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Why did the male giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a cheetah.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
I need some giraffe puns!
Hi, everyone! A while back, I won a large stuffed giraffe in a contest, and it's just been sitting in my basement ever since. However, I've decided to use it to ask a girl to prom. My friends all know me as the resident pun aficionado, so I figured writing out a cute way of asking alongside it would work well. I'm struggling to come up with something, so I was wondering if you guys had any quality giraffe or neck puns I could use. Thanks in advance!
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︎ Mar 09 2015
Why is a giraffeβs neck so long?
Because itβs head is so far away from itβs body.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?
Because their head is so far from their body
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
because their head is really far away from their body
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call a laughing giraffe that speaks Spanish?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their head is so far from their body. -my dad, just now.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
What is the do giraffes have that no other animal can have?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
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