8 Hilarious Savannah Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?

Because what they say is mostly irrelephant

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👤︎ u/Panteros

📅︎ Nov 04 2020

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Two lions walking through the Savannah, first one says ‘waaarghhhhhhh’

Second one says ‘sciatica still playing up?’

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👤︎ u/bigpapastu

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?

Too many cheetahs

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👤︎ u/CannaBrained

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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I saw a lone lion out on the Savannah licking it's balls...

Has it no pride?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 03 2019

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What animal on the Savannah runs everywhere hastily, i.e. it doesn't walk?

The anti-lope.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 09 2019

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Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?

Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

-my kid thinks this is hysterical because cheetahs don’t live in the jungle, they live in the savannah.

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👤︎ u/undatedrelic

📅︎ Dec 17 2018

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Of the entire animal kingdom, I'd have to say my favorite

Is steak... medium with just a little pink inside. With a salad is nice too. And potato with butter. Mmmm... love those steaks, roaming wild on the Savannah.

Sorry. Got distracted.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 10 2018

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Who is the most distrusted sovereign?

The king of the savannah, because they're always lion.

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👤︎ u/RainofFuji

📅︎ Oct 28 2016

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