Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?

There’s too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H8spants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?

Hyppopotenus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_Vader26
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why is the temperate grasslands the savanna's idol?

Because it will always follow its foot-steppe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightener
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What's sitting in the savanna, cleaning itself?

A hygiena

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisHonour
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Why is gambling illegal in savannas?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakeliar5421
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2013
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Deer Call

We were taking a tour of a national park, where you drive around in your car and look at all the fauna from a distance. (Think safari, but in the US instead of the Savanna)

My grandfather, who is very stoic and usually pretty quiet, asked us if we wanted to hear his deer call. We of course said yes, so he takes his time rolling up a magazine to use as a megaphone.

He rolls his window down, puts the makeshift megaphone to his mouth...takes a deep breath...and shouts "HERE DEER, HERE DEER!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsmecolku
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Why can't you play poker on the African Savanna?

There's too many cheetahs.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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