Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?
Because itβs nothinβ but a βGβ thing.
The local news had a story on wildebeests coming to a screeching halt...
It was braking gnus!
My local safari park is trying to pass off common Caribou as African Wildebeest...
Fake Gnus!
My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.
That's gnus to me!
Did you hear about the stampede of large antelope?
I was gnus to me too.
TIL about a truck full of antelopes that stopped suddenly on the freeway and caused a 15 car pile up.
it was braking gnus.
Just saw the new Lion King and thought the Wildebeests were pretty unrealistic.
You can tell it was fake gnus.
I just learnt that the Wildebeest is actually an antelope.
That's gnus to me.
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
Good gnus!
A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...
When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"
Made my wife and kids cringe during a road trip.
Kids were discussing animals. Someone mentioned gnus (wildebeests), how they have horse tails and buffalo horns. I told them I'm not even sure if they are real or not. "Really? You don't know if gnus are real or not?" Says the oldest in a skeptic tone.
"That's right. I'm an agnustic."
