11 Hilarious Gnus Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?

Because it’s nothin’ but a ‘G’ thing.

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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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The local news had a story on wildebeests coming to a screeching halt...

It was braking gnus!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Aug 14 2020

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My local safari park is trying to pass off common Caribou as African Wildebeest...

Fake Gnus!

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.

That's gnus to me!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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Did you hear about the stampede of large antelope?

I was gnus to me too.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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TIL about a truck full of antelopes that stopped suddenly on the freeway and caused a 15 car pile up.

it was braking gnus.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?

Good gnus!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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I just learnt that the Wildebeest is actually an antelope.

That's gnus to me.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Just saw the new Lion King and thought the Wildebeests were pretty unrealistic.

You can tell it was fake gnus.

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👤︎ u/dwarvenfriend

📅︎ Aug 10 2019

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A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...

When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 02 2019

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Made my wife and kids cringe during a road trip.

Kids were discussing animals. Someone mentioned gnus (wildebeests), how they have horse tails and buffalo horns. I told them I'm not even sure if they are real or not. "Really? You don't know if gnus are real or not?" Says the oldest in a skeptic tone.

"That's right. I'm an agnustic."

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👤︎ u/MuadLib

📅︎ Jul 16 2016

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