because you can't open windows in space.
A gnudist!
UBUNTU.
SurPise!
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!
They love Windows
Colleagues are calling me Shelldon now
judo
He acquired a terminal illness.
You open windows.
Imagine how boring quarantine would be if he hadn't invented Windows.
Not my fault they don't have Windows
It was a real pane.
(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).
Because their not PC
Geddit?
I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked.
because Windows and Linux are too PC
Linux Server Mostly
Procrastinator's Anonymous will be canceled because all the members have put off coming to at least next week. (Credit unknown)
Jane finally decided to join Narcotics Anonymous after getting needled into coming. (Original)
I bet you 50:1 odds that Joe won't be here at Gamblers Anonymous tonight. (Original)
As Laura spoke at AA, I found her account intoxicating. (Original)
Even if I were transgender, I doubt I'd ever go to a Crossdressers Anonymous meeting. I hear those meetings are literally a drag. (Original)
At a computer users' group, a guy was complaining that his Linux-loving girlfriend refused to do Windows. (Original)
I plum need to attend a Purple Anonymous meeting. (Original)
My son asked me this morning why our 10 year old dog is no good with Linux. Then he explained to me that "you can't teach an old dog Gnu tricks."
Because they can't open windows
Because they can't open windows
Because you canβt open Windows in space.
Because you can't open windows in space.
