Mosquito tips fedora "M'laria"
they'd wouldn't have to rely on tips
He's too much of an ice guy.
Doctors were pleased to announce the first ever successful hipsterectomy.
Because then I'd be promoting hat groups.
Told my fiancé I thought it was... fedorable. The groan was so bad, she hit me.
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.
Once upon a time there were three little pigs, Pork Chop, Hambone, and Bacon.
The boys lived at home with their mother. One day their mother said, “I no longer have enough food to feed you boys, you need to go out on your own and find your fortunes.”
Not wanting to upset their mother they left the house together to seek their fortunes.
Several miles into their journey Bacon, the little pig everyone liked best, said, “Let’s build our houses here! This seems like a great place to start making our fortunes.”
Pork Chop and Hambone agreed. So they all began building their houses.
Pork Chop, the laziest of the bunch, decided to build his house out of straw, which he apparently stole from a nearby field. It was not a very sturdy building material, but Pork Chop didn’t care. All he wanted to do was play all day, and he didn’t want to spend too much time building.
Hambone was willing to work a bit harder and he decided to build his house out of sticks which he procured by de-limbin... keep reading on reddit ➡
I want to compile a list of fedora puns. I thought maybe you guys could help.
The list so far:
Fedora the Explorer
If you have any that aren't on the list, please comment with them! Thanks!