What is Goofy's favorite novel?
The Adventures of Hyuck-leberry Finn
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︎ Jan 07 2021
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Ever since 2017, my New Yearβs resolution has been to work on my novel.
Four years going and Iβve almost finished reading it!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I saw a magistrate reading a novel, so I grabbed it and put it over his face.
He got very angry!!!
You shouldn't cover a judge by his book.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I recently started writing a mystery novel....
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What Ernest Hemingway novel sees Harry Morgan lose an arm?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I was reading a novel earlier when my daughter came up to me and asked why the book was so thick.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What would happen to Thor if he were to write a novel?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My wife said she's gonna leave me if I don't change and stop reading erotic novels
I decided to turn over a new leaf
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, βTry Sarah Toppsβ
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What do you call a novel narrated by a ghost?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What's an Agatha Christie novel and Death in Paradise crossover special called?
Poirots of the Caribbean.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What did the novels do when the library caught fire?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I am currently writing an introduction to a novel about a young man trying to find his former partner.
I guess it's an ex-position.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Iβm writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
Itβs called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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︎ May 22 2020
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Why do they call it the "novel" Coronavirus?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
My wife said, βWhy donβt you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?β
I said, βThatβs.....a novel idea.β
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Why is Covid19 called "Novel"?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I was going to build a house made out of books...
But it was too novel a concept
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Iβm writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. Itβs your basic βSold my sole to the devilβ novel.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
You know who has a lot of novel ideas?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
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︎ Feb 10 2020
The Novel Coronavirus has become a worldwide health emergency
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Such a novel idea makes me bubbly
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︎ Sep 07 2019
I asked a hipster, βWhatβs your favorite Stephen King novel?β
He said, βYou probably never heard of It.β
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Cixin Liu wrote a novel about murdered astrophysicists.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Steinbeck's best novel
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︎ Apr 27 2019
My midget friend is writing a novel...
He's using a pseudo-gnome to remain anonymous.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I'm reading a novel about steel workers.
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︎ May 24 2019
So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Iβm writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
Itβs called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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︎ Mar 19 2018
I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I begin to read a horror novel in braile
Something bad is about to happen I can feel it
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︎ Jun 13 2018
Iβm reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it
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︎ Jul 21 2018
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
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