He drowned in his own tepee!
This is apache version of history I thought
I said, "No, why?"
"Because your beard is Apache one."
I found my feather headdress but it's getting worn out: I have a patchy Apache crown
Unless you want Apache beard.
Uncle: Hey nice summer beard!
Me:(having patchy facial hair) a summer beard?
Uncle: (pointing to the hairs on my face) Yea, some'r here and some'r there.
He has Apache beard
He said he's part native american, Apache to be specific.
He gets Apache here and Apache there.
Me: You know what's similar between you and an old Native American man?
My friend: What?
Me: Apache beard.
It seems they have had Apache start to the season.
EDIT: Lack of context. UK here who knows nothing of 'handegg' (Sorry!) Replace 'football' with 'soccer'.
My girlfriend and I were discussing beards at our college's Native American culture festival.
I said, "It's too bad I grow Apache beard."
One of the guards facepalmed.
Being of Native American descent I lack the ability to grow a full beard. My wife finds this a great source of comedic inspiration and dropped this gem.
Wife: You know why Prerblo can't grow a beard.
Friend: I don't know. Why?
Wife: Because it's all apache.
Because it was Apache
