Houseboat Puns

A list of puns related to "Houseboat"

In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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I once had a relationship with a woman who lived on the houseboat next to mine

but sadly we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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How does the houseboat owner greet his guests?

“Welcome to my humble a-boat.”

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👤︎ u/Yaquinaking
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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The zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210. This zip code for Dawson's Creek is 90108...

For my liiifffeee to be oveeeerrrr!

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👤︎ u/The_Dude1492
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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What type of clothing does a house wear?

Address

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👤︎ u/tpatt83
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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In my twenties, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 24 2019
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When I was in college, I used to live in a houseboat and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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When I was in college, I used to live on a houseboat and started dating the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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In my twenties, I used to live in a houseboat and started dating the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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