A list of puns related to "Ark"
In the Ark Hives.
Rather worried, Noah said โBut my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?โ
โNo, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.โ Said the Lord.
โThen why another ark?โ Asked Noah.
โI wish for this ark to only house fish.โ The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded โOkay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.โ
โBut not just any fish; only carp.โ The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied โUh- okay my Lord.โ
โOne more thing.โ The Lord said unto him โit needs to have multiple levels.โ
โAre you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?โ Noah pressed.
And God said: โI want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.โ
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
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Because Noah sat on the deck.
Itโs the first Indie movie.
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Saw this on r/noahgettheboat. Cred to u/ryanpearson727
So Noah asked them, โWhy arenโt you multiplying?โ
The snakes replied, โWe canโt, weโre adders.โ
Floodlights and ark lights.
Because they could only go in pears
Noah fence.
Because Noah was standing on the deck
Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago
I can help. I Noah guy.
Dad: Well I do Noah guy.
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recogniseโฆ a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're addersโฆ so we have to use logs."
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...probably because it was the first Indie film.
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Because Noah sat on the deck.
I Noah guy.
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Noah was standing on the deck.
I Noah guy.
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Because they had to go in pears.
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Floodlights
Flood lights.
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