My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.

This is a new low.

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📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!

Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...

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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?

It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

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