How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
By doing the splits.
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
What happened to the alcoholic gymnast?
They were prone to rolling blackouts.
Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?
She did splits well!
I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but...
It’s a bit of a stretch...
Did you hear about the gymnast with narcolepsy
He’s slept on
Gymnasts make really accomodating girlfriends.
They’ll bend over backwards.
Why Don't Gymnasts Use Towels?
Cause they tumble dry...
Was the gymnast born loose and limber?
No, he was taut.
What kind of phone does an Olympic Gymnast use?
A flip phone!
What do you call A Scottish gymnast?
A tumbling tumble-tweed.
My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.
She had outstanding balance.
Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?
Because they only like summer salts.
What do you call a mentally handicapped young male gymnast born on August 1st?
A leotard.
The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.
They really bend over backwards for their country.
What do you call a gymnast that can't read well?
Dysflexic!
I went on a date once with a gymnast.
I thought she’d be head-over-heels but she flipped out.
When I was young I wanted to be a Gymnast
But you had to practically bend over backwards for the class instructor
If a smart gymnast does a somersault, what does a dumb gymnast do?
An imbesault
Why don’t gymnasts use towels?
Cause they tumble dry...
