How did the gymnast banana injure itself?

By doing the splits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossdabose
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What does a cannibal call a gymnast?

A well balanced breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingsquidington
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?

Because they wanted a well balanced diet.

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What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?

Ariel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What happened to the alcoholic gymnast?

They were prone to rolling blackouts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCochMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?

She did splits well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but...

It’s a bit of a stretch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboiBungle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Did you hear about the gymnast with narcolepsy

He’s slept on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breno1015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Gymnasts make really accomodating girlfriends.

They’ll bend over backwards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielpauljohns
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why Don't Gymnasts Use Towels?

Cause they tumble dry...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamSchrute25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Was the gymnast born loose and limber?

No, he was taut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slawthe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What kind of phone does an Olympic Gymnast use?

A flip phone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do you call A Scottish gymnast?

A tumbling tumble-tweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.

She had outstanding balance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why don’t gymnasts use towels?

Cause they tumble dry...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamSchrute25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?

Because they only like summer salts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A gymnast walks into a bar

"ouch"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wabahoo_on_you
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call a mentally handicapped young male gymnast born on August 1st?

A leotard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/False_Grit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.

They really bend over backwards for their country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purrhams_hat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call a gymnast that can't read well?

Dysflexic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelnodxd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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US Gymnast Christopher Brooks is suspended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DulceyDooner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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I went on a date once with a gymnast.

I thought she’d be head-over-heels but she flipped out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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When I was young I wanted to be a Gymnast

But you had to practically bend over backwards for the class instructor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHipHopSupaFly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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If a smart gymnast does a somersault, what does a dumb gymnast do?

An imbesault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRR____Tokin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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