My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Effect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Did you hear about the sarcastic weightlifter?

He liked to pump irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What is a weightlifter’s favorite city?

Gainesville

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What happens when a weightlifter loses weight?

He becomes a lifter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why did the weightlifter start losing IQ points?

Because he kept hanging out with dumbbells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticSunset7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why do politically active weightlifters have weaker left sides...?

Because they're really into exercising their rights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Weightlifters on Craigslist keep trying to rip me off!

I responded to an ad for "free weights", and when I went to pick them up, this muscly guy answered the door and said they were $300.

Third time it's happened this week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reyomnwahs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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A female weightlifter went to the doctors and said β€œdoctor I’ve been taking steroids and I’ve grown a cock”

β€œanabolic?” Asked the doctor.

β€œNo, just the cock”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feedmesteak
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I'm going to start a music app for weightlifters.

I'll call it Squatify.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakaakaak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Why did the weightlifter go to the morgue to get a corpse?

His specialty was the dead lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruzinspeed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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I wasn’t a big fan of having muscle when I started weightlifting

It’s growing on me though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato_253
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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When someone asks me, how good I am at weightlifting.

I'll always answer, I'm quite strong in that department

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiavloLover2986
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What do you tell your weightlifting partner when he loses an auction for a mattress?

Bad bed bid, bod bud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErichDonGubler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What did the condom say to the guy weightlifting?

Practice safe sets

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Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise?

They call it the power clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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If my eyeglasses were just a little bit stronger

I would enter them in a weightlifting competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I lost 40 kilograms in 1 week

The weightlifting club fired me soon after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nudnick1977
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My Bad Attempt At A Pun

A weightlifter walks into a bar

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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