Olympian Puns

A list of puns related to "Olympian"

“Frisbee is not a valid Olympian sport”.

Discus.

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👤︎ u/kedgesproz
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do olympians and thieves have in common?

They go for the gold, but sometimes have to settle for coppers.

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👤︎ u/Beaverpudding
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Ferstl time Olympian
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👤︎ u/JPAnalyst
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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My neighbour is an Olympian and I secretly really fancy her so I'm helping her out at the opening ceremony...

I'm carrying a torch for her.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Mar 22 2017
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Some kids start training to become Olympians at age 5…

I'm still training my kids to come home from school with more than one shoe…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 13 2017
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My dad told me this one today

There are two Olympians speaking to one another:

Olympian 1: Are you a pole vaulter?

Olympian 2:No, I am German but how did you know my name was Vaulter?

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👤︎ u/euanmc06
📅︎ May 16 2019
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I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns

So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!

  • 1: Amateur
  • 2: Junior Varsity
  • 3: Varsity
  • 4: Park Captain
  • 5: Professional Player
  • 6: Park All-star
  • 7: Olympian Dog

Thanks! :)

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👤︎ u/Sherlocked_
📅︎ Aug 19 2016
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