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Freestyle Puns

A list of puns related to "Freestyle"

What’s the cheapest fashion?

Freestyle.

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👤︎ u/teeth-in-my-pajamas
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Daughter: What rhymes with orange

#Dad: No it doesn't

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👤︎ u/royaj77
📅︎ Feb 16 2018
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What is a swimmer’s favorite music genre?

Freestyle

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👤︎ u/Carter16891
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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Dad joked by my captain at the fire station

Watching the Olympics we got on the subject of swimming and how difficult of a sport it is.

Me: Swimming isn't too bad, but really I'm only decent at freestyle. Everything else is terrible. Definitely takes a lot of practice, or body fat.

Him: I can breast stroke all day. My wife gets pretty tired of it though.

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👤︎ u/SmoothFlipper
📅︎ Aug 12 2016
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Always a Christmas Classic, we've all said it.

her: I'll probably do some wrapping tonight.

me: Alright, well let me know if you're going to Freestyle so I can drop a beat!

her: YOU'RE AWFUL.

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👤︎ u/Relocator
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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