Did you hear about the naked toddler competing in the Olympics' 100m dash?

He was running a little behind.

(I believe this to be original; but I wasn't willing to risk searching for the key terms required to determine if someone else came up with it... apologies if I'm repeating a long ago joke)

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📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Watching the women's 100M with my wife and son..

My wife comments, "She has a big butt for a runner." I follow with, "The short distance runners have bigger butts, the longer distance runners don't. They run their ass off."

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👤︎ u/daseined
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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Did you know the 1936 Berlin Olympics had the 100m sprint as the only running event?

Hitler only wanted one race in Berlin

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My mum was a 100M runner and my dad was a marathon runner.

Sadly, no one approved of their relationship.

In the old days no one like mixed race marriages.

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What do a backcountry hunter and a high school 100m runner have in common?

One goes to track meat, and the other goes to a track meet.

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👤︎ u/tuskvarner
📅︎ May 01 2017
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I was in the pub having a drink when a girl came up to me and said she can show me a good time. So I followed her out the back where she took off her top...

...and she ran 100m in 10 seconds

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📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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I don't want to sound raceist but...

I've always preferred the 100m to the 200m

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👤︎ u/WonkySight
📅︎ Sep 25 2016
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I met a girl the other night who said she'd show me a good time.....

Took me to the park and ran 100m in 6.5 seconds!

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My jokes are so cheesy. If I was in the Olympics...

I'd dominate at the 100m curdles.

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