A list of puns related to "100m"
He was running a little behind.
(I believe this to be original; but I wasn't willing to risk searching for the key terms required to determine if someone else came up with it... apologies if I'm repeating a long ago joke)
My wife comments, "She has a big butt for a runner." I follow with, "The short distance runners have bigger butts, the longer distance runners don't. They run their ass off."
Hitler only wanted one race in Berlin
Sadly, no one approved of their relationship.
In the old days no one like mixed race marriages.
One goes to track meat, and the other goes to a track meet.
...and she ran 100m in 10 seconds
I've always preferred the 100m to the 200m
Took me to the park and ran 100m in 6.5 seconds!
I'd dominate at the 100m curdles.
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