Centimeters Puns

A list of puns related to "Centimeters"

Do you know how many cubic centimeters of tissue make up an elephant ear?

Me neither--it's not relephant.

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👤︎ u/Vlintinsky
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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how to convert inches to centimeters.

pour cold water on it.

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👤︎ u/iamfeelings
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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I'm gonna spread some sentimentality

Over 3 square sentimentals.

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👤︎ u/TubaXYZ
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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I dislike greedy Brits....

....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.

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👤︎ u/jedi1josh
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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👤︎ u/nomotho
📅︎ May 10 2016
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My dad just left the room to go get showered and he said: "I won't be a minute...."

"..... I'll be about twenty."

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👤︎ u/trajiin
📅︎ Jul 22 2017
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My cousin was a woman of high-standing.

She stood at 190 centimeters tall.

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👤︎ u/rigamarolexq
📅︎ May 13 2018
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