Thousandths Puns

A list of puns related to "Thousandths"

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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👤︎ u/In_the_end_there_was
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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What is one-thousandths of a centi-mation?

Deci-mation

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👤︎ u/ShouryDuck
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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A little chilly in here

We were driving back from visiting the in-laws and our toddler was watching Frozen in the backseat. Probably the thousandth time we've seen or heard the movie.

Wife: Elsa's speaking voice sounds weird, it's like she is starting to get sick.

Me: So you think she's starting to get a cold?

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👤︎ u/A-A-RONBURGUNDY
📅︎ Sep 02 2014
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My dad got me last night.

He was showing me a caliper he brought home from work and I asked him this.

Me: "What do you even use that caliper for? Are you taking over the world on thousandths of an inch at a time?"

Dad: "Yes. They call me the Inch Worm."

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👤︎ u/Joman101_2
📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/YostYost
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg

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👤︎ u/Odinnextgen
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram....

I was like 0mg!

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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👤︎ u/fuglytofunky
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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👤︎ u/FlashHash
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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