It seems a bit far-fetched to me
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
I can barely run 2 miles.
Especially his movie "12.9 Kilometer"
They were cooked in Greece.
....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.
The ultrasound technician asks what names they thought of.
The dad remarks "his name will be Miles. Kilometer for short."
So we named him Kilometers
Nein Miles Left To Destination
They would have called him Kilometers Morales.
because they keep calling him Kilometers Davis there
You have to go through all the hassle of changing it to Kilometers if you leave the US.
An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.
The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.
The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.
The moral of the story?
The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.
However, from the jail he was able to secretly contact his followers to arrange to escape, meet his followers, and attack the king's palace at night. So the night before his scheduled execution, the general managed to escape from prison. He fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away, where his followers would meet him. However, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure if his cohorts would find the right ziggurat. By this time it was twilight, so he lit a small fire and sent smoke signals to indicate in which structure he was hiding.
However, the king's loyal soldiers saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and came to arrest him before he could meet his followers. He was executed later that day.
The moral of the story? WARNING: The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
I asked my sister if she knew any jazz that I would like. She said "Miles Davis", and then her boyfriend said "Is there a Kilometers Davis?"
My dad's favourite joke:
"See that cemetary over there? Did you know that nobody living within a 1 kilometer (mile) radius is allowed to be buried there!"
"But why dad?"
"Because it's illegal to bury people that are still living"
I saw that coming a kilometer away