My friend Miles has just gotten his UK citizenship.

He is now known as Kilometres.

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I love the metric system.

It is better than all other systems by 1.6 kilometres.

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📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Canadians are easy to identify.

You can spot them from 1.6 kilometres away.

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