I went to see my doctor about my bowel problem.

He said, "What's the problem?"

I said, "Well, lately I've been measuring the length of my bowel movements, and they are considerably smaller than what they should be. About 8.5 centimetres smaller, in fact."

He said, "Sounds to me like you need to get out more."

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Why should you always measure a snake in inches?

Because they have no feet!

(Courtesy of Snake Discovery on YouTube)

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