There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Top ten puns that will haunt you
I entered ten puns into a contest.
I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.
I submitted ten puns to a punning contest, thinking at least one might win.
Did you know that two times ten and two times eleven are actually the same?
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
A pun walked into a bar and ten people died on the spot.
What did the man say when he was asked out by ten women in one day?
The twelve days of Jokemas, day ten
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes
A pun enters the room, ten people get killed.
The headline?
PUN IN: TEN DIED
I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow
When I woke up my pillow was gone
Why is ten afraid of nine?
Because nine eight seven!
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?
So im about ten years old walking home from school with my mates..
When a chap in a van pulls up gets out and says there is a new leather sette and a leather chair in the van you can have it free of charge.
We decided to take it to our house.
I told my dad expecting him to be pleased.
Instead he came over and clipped my ear with the back of his hand.
Crying i said what was that for.
My dad said How many times do i have to tell you.
DONT TAKE SUITES OFF STRANGERS!
Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?
The headline was “pun and ten dead” (meant to sound like pun intended.)
Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it
Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?
Kristen: Sure!
Christen: thank you
Kris: Anytime
A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...
Unfortunately no pun intended
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
How would you summarize : "A pun walked into a bar and killed ten jokes."
I’ve been rating everyone’s bathroom on a scale from one to ten. I’ve gotta say...
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
Last week, I tried out ten new puns
To see if they’d make people laugh... but no pun intended!
This just happened: I explained to my 11 year-old niece that wheat pennies are/were a thing. She didn’t believe me, so she looked it up on grandma’s phone. To our surprise, we learned that there are some people selling wheat pennies online for *thousands* to *TENS* *of* *thousands* of dollars.
To which I said, “That doesn’t make cents.”
I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard
A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.
Pun in, ten dead
Edit: The police quickly arrived at the scene, surrounding the bar. The pun was trapped in the bar but it decided to hold on and have a shoot out with the police instead of surrendering. Sadly, the pun was shot. He was pun out dead at the scene.
Edit: Nobody attended the puns funeral, they all at ten ded.
-Mic drop-
Edit: Wasn’t that a killer pun?
Edit: Unfortunately I told about 10 puns before this one. Did any of them land? No. No pun in ten did.
(Credit To killsforsporks and TLo137 for the last 2 edits)
There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
My friend doesn’t think puns are funny, so I told him my top ten to see if any could make him laugh.
How did nine, ten, eleven, twelve, and thirteen die?
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen.
this happened like ten minutes ago....
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
I gave my friend ten puns to make him laugh but sadly
I showed ten puns to my family to make them laugh
I submitted ten puns into a contest hoping one would win
I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping that one would win,
I tried to make my friend laugh with ten puns
But sadly no pun in ten did
Did you hear about the guy who sent ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
So a guy gave one of his friends ten puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh...
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I was given a list of ten puns to read to see if they would make me laugh.
I entered ten puns in a pun contest to see which one would win.
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people.
A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
A pun walks into a bar, and ten people drop dead.
CHRIS: hey,can I borrow a ten?
KRISTEN: sure.
CHRISTEN: thank you.
KRIS: you're welcome.
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