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They tend to quack under pressure.
It was a text massage
He responded with "Wow. Things are so tents it yurts."
To be honest, it was about thyme.
It was a high steaks mission.
it all ended with a Round of Ape Laws.
I was home earlier than normal, and dad was in basement.
Dad: "Who's there, I'm armed." Me: "I'm legged." Both: Laugh. Tension gone
wife sneezes
baby wakes and starts to fuss
wife: Sorry little one didn't mean to wake you when I snooze
me: snoze?
wife: sure, freeze: froze, sneeze: snoze.
me: so is the present tense of chose "cheese?"
A: Broke
Q: What do people do with cigars and cigarettes?
A: Smoke
Q: What do you call a funny story that's supposed to make someone laugh?
A: Joke
Q: What's the most popular brand of cola in the world?
A: Coke
Q: What do you call the white of an egg?
A: Yolk.
No, it's the albumen.
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The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense
