Was the gymnast born loose and limber?
No, he was taut.
I once gave a class about binding things tightly.
I taut knot.
You know no one ever teaches a shoe lace to tie itself
Yeah I guess you could say they're self taut
GF went for a bike ride yesterday
Her: My legs feel so taut.
Me: What are they learning?
-3 seconds of silence-
Her: siiiiiiiiiiiiigh
My 8th grade English teacher got me.
My 8th grade English teacher was a huge dad-joker, even though he was like 25 at the time (this was 3 years ago)
He was playing at his desk with a ton of rubber bands, making them taut then flicking them to hear their vibration. I asked him what he was doing. He replied, "Creating the first song to my new band, we call ourselves the Rubber Band."
Not the best, but I certainly groaned.
