I told my girlfriend that I thought she’d drawn her eyebrows on too high.
She seemed surprised.
One of my cousins is thinking of becoming a Dominican monk. I think he was drawn to their decision making process.
Those Dominicans have quite the republic.
My extremely low effort drawn out pun. What’s it trying to say?
Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?
They can be buggy
A girl took me back to her place. The curtains were drawn
but the furniture was real
“What do you call a corgi who goes undercover?” (drawn by: me)
It's cold and dark outside, so I have drawn the curtains.
Why are people drawn to police cars?
Because of the Siren.
How do owls decide the winner of drawn football matches?
With a penalty hootout.
Went to see my doc to get small squares drawn all over me.
It was a check up.
My collection of drawn visual Puns! (X-post from r/funny) m.imgur.com/a/ZaCMe
I told my girlfriend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high.
She didn't say anything, but she looked very surprised.
Horse drawn carriage (xpost /r/comics) imgur.com/OiY5fW2
Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.
I was doing my food shopping when I noticed some bananas with clown faces drawn on them. I thought to myself, they're a funny looking bunch.
I got my wife a horse drawn carriage for her birthday
It is just a shame they are awful artists
Why don't you see many horse-drawn carriages?
Hard to find a horse that can draw.
Is Esmeralda the most beautiful Disney character ever drawn?
I can't say for sure, but I've got a hunch.
What do you call Robin Williams drawn in Microsoft paint?
M.S. Doubtfire
One of my coworkers told me they had blood drawn
I asked if it was in pencil or crayon
I don't understand why horse drawn carriages were/are so popular...
Even a toddler can manage a pencil better than a horse.
George Washington is the only president to have been drawn and quartered.
What do you call a shirt that can be drawn on many times, without getting dirty?
Re-markable.
What did the rabbi say when he finally found his nephew after a drawn out session of hide-and-seek?
Found jew!
Grocery shopping with my parents when my mom asks, "Why do these cantaloupes have X's drawn on them?"
And my dad, without missing a beat, says, "Because they're going to X-plode."
Today I told my girlfriend her eyebrows were drawn too high
She seemed surprised.
I told my friend she had drawn her eyebrows on too high...
...she seemed surprised
Yesterday I met a friend and I noticed she’d drawn her eyebrows too high.
When I told her she seemed surprised.
I told my wife she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
I told my wife she had drawn her eyebrows too high.
She looked suprised.
I told my wife her eyebrows were drawn too high.
She looked surprised.
