These ones must be taut what knot to do
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Was the gymnast born loose and limber?

No, he was taut.

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👤︎ u/slawthe
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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I once gave a class about binding things tightly.

I taut knot.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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You know no one ever teaches a shoe lace to tie itself

Yeah I guess you could say they're self taut

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👤︎ u/JiberybobX
📅︎ Dec 21 2017
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My 8th grade English teacher got me.

My 8th grade English teacher was a huge dad-joker, even though he was like 25 at the time (this was 3 years ago)

He was playing at his desk with a ton of rubber bands, making them taut then flicking them to hear their vibration. I asked him what he was doing. He replied, "Creating the first song to my new band, we call ourselves the Rubber Band."

Not the best, but I certainly groaned.

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👤︎ u/Howley7
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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GF went for a bike ride yesterday

Her: My legs feel so taut.

Me: What are they learning?

-3 seconds of silence-

Her: siiiiiiiiiiiiigh

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👤︎ u/wangulator
📅︎ Dec 19 2014
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