I drew £30 out of the ATM earlier. A couple of minutes later I heard the sound of 'Nessun Dorma' coming from my wallet.

"Must be those three tenners" I thought to myself

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Finally Dad joked my dad last night

Setting: Dad found a ten-dollar bill (he thought it was a five) on the microwave and wanted to know if it was mine.

Dad: Is this your fiver?
Me: ...that's not a five.
Dad: Oh. Is this your tenner?
Me: No, I'm a baritone.

I found it much funnier than he did.

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