Top ten puns that will haunt you
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︎ May 01 2020
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I entered ten puns into a contest.
I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I submitted ten puns to a punning contest, thinking at least one might win.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
In kindergarten, my son had a pop quiz on numbers. He got ten wrong.
but he did okay with one through nine.
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︎ May 28 2021
I got ten voicemails from Jamaica in the span of an hour. Each message was a separate Bob Marley song.
Some was obviously jammin my phone.
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︎ May 23 2021
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I ran into a friend after ten years.
I said dude, I haven't seen you in ten years!! What have you been doing?
He said ten years.
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︎ May 05 2021
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why is it that nobody who lives within ten miles of Wisconsin's Forest Home Cemetery is allowed to be buried there?
Because they're all still alive!!
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
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︎ Mar 06 2021
One out of ten dentists recommends...
... that you brush your teeth with straight, undiluted corn syrup.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Ten ants...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Did you know that two times ten and two times eleven are actually the same?
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
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︎ Dec 30 2020
The ten Commandmints.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I looked into taking a trip to Norway in the next ten years...
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Why did the girl break up with a guy who paid for everything with ten dollar bills?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
A pun walked into a bar and ten people died on the spot.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Top ten sources of static electricity...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What did the man say when he was asked out by ten women in one day?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
The twelve days of Jokemas, day ten
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes
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︎ Dec 22 2020
A pun enters the room, ten people get killed.
The headline?
PUN IN: TEN DIED
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?
Kristen: Sure!
Christen: thank you
Kris: Anytime
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Pun kills ten
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow
When I woke up my pillow was gone
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why is ten afraid of nine?
Because nine eight seven!
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?
The headline was βpun and ten deadβ (meant to sound like pun intended.)
Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it
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︎ Jun 12 2020
So im about ten years old walking home from school with my mates..
When a chap in a van pulls up gets out and says there is a new leather sette and a leather chair in the van you can have it free of charge.
We decided to take it to our house.
I told my dad expecting him to be pleased.
Instead he came over and clipped my ear with the back of his hand.
Crying i said what was that for.
My dad said How many times do i have to tell you.
DONT TAKE SUITES OFF STRANGERS!
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I gave my friend ten puns to make him laugh but sadly
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I showed ten puns to my family to make them laugh
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I submitted ten puns into a contest hoping one would win
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︎ Aug 20 2014
I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping that one would win,
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︎ Nov 11 2019
I tried to make my friend laugh with ten puns
But sadly no pun in ten did
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Did you hear about the guy who sent ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
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︎ Feb 23 2018
So a guy gave one of his friends ten puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh...
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
I was given a list of ten puns to read to see if they would make me laugh.
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︎ May 24 2019
I entered ten puns in a pun contest to see which one would win.
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︎ Feb 13 2016
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I thought out of all these puns that at least one out of ten would make me laugh..
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︎ Mar 10 2021
A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
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