Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
So... there was a nose measuring contest. There were some really long ones like 10 inches. But Fred had the longest at 12 inches. The judge didn’t like that. It’s not a nose then is it... it’s a foot.
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.
Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.
I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches
Why are snakes measured in inches?
Because they don't have any feet
Why should you always measure a snake in inches?
Because they have no feet!
(Courtesy of Snake Discovery on YouTube)
My next door neighbour told me that every morning when he measures his allotment, it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before.
I think he is slowly losing the plot...
What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
TIL the maximum length of the human penis is 11,9 inches
Any longer and it's a foot
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 inches long?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?
Otherwise it will be a foot.
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
.. because he was a ruler
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??
Because then it would be a foot
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot."
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because, then it would be a foot.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches
Cause then it'd be a foot
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
Did you know that it's impossible for a nose to be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ?
Because then it'd be a foot
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Cause then it would be a foot....
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot."
Why can't a nose be longer than 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot
Do you know why the king was only 12 inches tall?
What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.
An empty toilet paper roll.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because than it would be a foot!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why cant a nose be longer than 11 inches?
Because if it was it would be a foot
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
Why can't you have a nose that's 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Why do you measure a snake in inches?
Because they don’t have any feet!
Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
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