4x400 Puns

I'm a student teacher at a middle school and I was teaching a track & field unit (important detail) when I dadjoked my kids who are obsessed with figuring out my race/ethnicity.

• Students, "Mr. tman916x what's your race?"

• Me, "Well in high school I ran the 4x400, 800, and sometimes 1600 but I'm more of a High Jump guy to be honest."

I've never seen a smile fade so fast from so many faces.