A taekwondo student walks up to the seller in a doughnut store. What did the seller say?

Taekwondo nut.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HelloCrat
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I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks

I think it was the other guyโ€™s martial farts.

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Philistines
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.

I replied โ€œcan I at least Taekwondo?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/forkingbread
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A Martial Artist is outside on Halloween.

Kid: thatโ€™s a big bowl of candy mister!

MA: Yeah, but you can only taekwondo.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tylerjk01
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If you could choose either the blue belt or a brown belt, which would you choose?

You can't take both. You can taekwondo.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/milestokilometers
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.

I said, โ€œCan I at least Taekwondo?โ€

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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...

I pleaded, โ€œCan I at least Taekwondo?โ€

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