A taekwondo student walks up to the seller in a doughnut store. What did the seller say?

Taekwondo nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelloCrat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks

I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.

I replied β€œcan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkingbread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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A Martial Artist is outside on Halloween.

Kid: that’s a big bowl of candy mister!

MA: Yeah, but you can only taekwondo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tylerjk01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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If you could choose either the blue belt or a brown belt, which would you choose?

You can't take both. You can taekwondo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milestokilometers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...

I pleaded, β€œCan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.

I said, β€œCan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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