I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
a sum-mersault
I thought it was just revaulting
Apparently, he bounced a great many Czechs.
They like to do splits.
She had an outstanding balance.
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
By doing the splits.
A well balanced breakfast
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
They were prone to rolling blackouts.
It’s a bit of a stretch...
She did splits well!
He’s slept on
They’ll bend over backwards.
Cause they tumble dry...
No, he was taut.
A flip phone!
She had outstanding balance.
A tumbling tumble-tweed.
Because they only like summer salts.
A leotard.
They really bend over backwards for their country.
Dysflexic!
I thought she’d be head-over-heels but she flipped out.
An imbesault
But you had to practically bend over backwards for the class instructor
He was surprised of my gymnastics skills.
Did the ninja wear, sneakers. Did the hippie wear, high heels. Did the gymnast wear, flip flops. Did the pornstar wear, pumps. Did the server wear, waders. Did the Yogi wear, none he has bear feet, Boo Boo.
MAN LAWS
The International Rules of Manhood
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding
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