A list of puns related to "Funny Gymnastics"
Iβll go first: My husband thought Gadirova got a redo on floor because he didnβt know she was a twin. π€£
My husband knows very little about gymnastics but knows that Iβm a huge Sunisa fan and of course, heβs somewhat tangentially aware of whatβs going on with Simone.
Me: (asks him to do something)
Him: (on his phone) mmmhmm ok
Me: (knows he wasnβt listening, asks clarifying questions I know he canβt answer)
Him: (answers incorrectly)
Split second laterβ¦
Him: (realizing that he screwed up) SUNI LEE WON THE GOLD SUNI LEE WON THE GOLD DONT FORGET SUNI LEE WON THE GOLD
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I mentioned last night that I was feeling a little bit dizzy (probably just dehydration) to which husband said, βuh oh, do you have the twisties?β
Toddler proceeded to March around the house shouting βMOMMYβS GOT THE CRISPIES, MOMMYβS GOT THE CRISPIESβ
Also they will compare Historia to Eren's friends, they will say Historia is also a friend of Eren, not surprising for Eren to protect her. But if it's about farmer and Eren comparison, they believe farmer is the likely candidate for the father while Eren has been close to Historia ever since Uprising.
When my shelf was first cracking, I worked on campus in Utah and I had a coworker ask me what she needed to do to get the missionaries to stop bugging her as she would walk by them on campus. She said she has tried avoiding eye contact, walking quickly, and having earphones in. Nothing seemed to work. She even had a few times where she would express that she was in a hurry and they would just walk with her. She was pretty attractive so it was easy to see why these 19 year olds kept talking to her when my other male non-mormon coworkers didn't have the same problem. She was getting desperate.
I told her one simple trick. "Tell them you are gay." She laughed and said she will try it and maybe hold hands with a friend if she needs to. We talked about it and my reasoning was that "the church isn't homophobic but for the missionaries, its just a lot of work to get a gay person baptized."
I didn't see the act of avoiding LGBT people as homophobic because I knew that as a missionary I did the same. Not because I was homophobic but because I knew that they wouldn't be dunked within a month like most people we taught. The gay people simply weren't worth our time. What a horrible thought process.
But as for my coworker, she told me later that it worked pretty great. When the missionaries would start walking towards her and a friend, they would just hold hands and the missionaries wouldn't talk to them.
But of course, I didn't see the problem with any of this for years.
Nmom was so concerned about my purging which included requests for her to go to therapy that she actually went to therapy! π Her therapist told her I was stuck in my anger π― and she was SO concerned about that! π’ Her poor baby needed to go to the mental hospital RIGHT AWAY. π Specifically the one that he hates because of their backwards attitude towards trans people βΊ and not just like, a regular hospitals psych ward or ask his own doctor what to do.
My SO was concerned as well, his SOs mothers therapist said he needed to go to a mental hospital? That's not a good thing!! What a relief that she finally took our many many requests and went to therapy though. π
This therapist must be really amazing, I was convinced that they both abused me my whole life, but it turns out I'm just completely insane! Whew! I needed to thank the therapist of course, so my SO asked her for the therapists name and the number of their offices.
She hasn't texted back though. Weird. π
And that's how my boyfriend became my fiancΓ©e. Lmao I know.
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