Wrestler Puns

A list of puns related to "Wrestler"

WWE Wrestler Puns (Rap) youtu.be/yivM1mqMM3k
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👤︎ u/J_tt
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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What's the difference between radical feminists and sumo wrestlers?

Sumo wrestlers have shaved legs.

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👤︎ u/spacekestrel72
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat

I guess I was the pile driver

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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What would Gordon Ramsay’s stage name be if he was a wrestler?

Buff Wellington

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👤︎ u/ceuqi
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?

He called it the Pile Driver.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What would Vin Diesel's catchphrase be if he became a wrestler ?

WWE are groot

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👤︎ u/ANR00CH
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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I challenged a WWE wrestler and lost.

I couldn't walk any more because I was defeated.

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👤︎ u/dudecancode
📅︎ May 21 2020
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The WWE wrestler, The Undertaker, does not give autographs.

He is known to engrave things, though.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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I was told to draw a WWE wrestler

so I Drew McIntyre

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👤︎ u/Jon_Elvert
📅︎ May 22 2020
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I used to be a wrestler.

I would get a guy in a head lock and write my name on their forehead.

It was my signature move.

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👤︎ u/TooCoolToSocialize
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Who's Gordon Ramsay's favorite wrestler?

It's FOCKING STONE COLD

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?

You better watch out for my special move... It will verta-break your back.

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👤︎ u/thanosvscommunism
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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I had an abusive father growing up who was a professional wrestler

It wasn't that bad though, because he never really hit us.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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A wrestler goes into a bar,

Then quickly taps out.

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👤︎ u/pecanchu
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I asked my Sumo wrestler friend, “Would you like to have some sushi for dinner?”

He said, “No thanks. I’m not a big Japanese person.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Why are shih tzu dogs such good wrestlers?

They practice jushihtzu.

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👤︎ u/nodzest
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?

“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”

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👤︎ u/lovelleigh
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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I met a milkman that moonlights as a Mexican wrestler...

They called him a Lechedor.

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👤︎ u/SineMetu777
📅︎ Mar 28 2017
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The President has decided to become a professional wrestler. So I suppose the only question is...

can you smell what Barack is cooking?

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👤︎ u/FyreFlu
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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How do Mexican wrestlers enter the arena?

Through a lucha-door.

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👤︎ u/ollierwoodman
📅︎ Jul 24 2016
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When I used to be a wrestler, I would get a guy in a head lock and write my name on their forehead.

It was my signature move.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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